*NOTE FROM THE MANAGEMENT*

Dear Mr Catspaw

It has come to our attention recently, that you have had more than your share of threads allotted to you. As I am sure you appreciate, there is only a certain amount of BLUE CLICKY THINGS. They have to used sparingly and we are concerned at the present level of stock. Your help in this matter would be much appreciated.
Would you please hurry up and get well?

Love from all those in the BLUE CLICKY DEPT.