Dear Poly Anna,I must unfortunately keep the mask on as, as you will appreciate, some guitar-related ailments, such as MGAS, are highly contagious. I myself was once badly infected but, fortunately as I am sure you will be pleased to hear, I am nearly recovered and my guitar count has gone down from a redlining 30+ to a modest 4 now. I believe that the power of prayer on the part of my family and bank manager aided my recovery enormously but it has, at the very least, taught me the lesson of taking adequate precaution.
Knowing your interest in all things spiritual and your unsuccessful attempt to contact P.M. Fiddle, I forward the attached from my dusty archives:
My professionalism, and lack of experience in the subject, unfortunately causes me to refrain from comment on good lay advice.
You will, I am sure, be delighted to know that there is a powerful and proud tradition of Rev. Guitars, any of whom, I suspect will be delighted to assist you in any way they can.
Yours sincerely,
Dr. Guitar