Banjo-Flower, forgive me but your post hit a mighty 9 on the exponential drivel continuum. You know what happens when you cross the line; Doug becomes inflamed, climbs down, wanders over to his computer and lambasts you. And then has to buy you drinks in the Nag's head. On reflection, a grand post.
Hmmm, a tribute band. I fear that you may have just lit Ossenflags's blue touchpaper. He will post in duplicate very soon. Looks like you shortly get it both ways.