Not a problem on the mic use clinic. I can talk about proximity effect, cardiod, super cardiod and omni response patterns, dynamic and condenser mikes, off axis response, plosives and sibilates, wind screens, doing festival and concert sound checks, the use of various kinds of reverbs and delays, and various handling/plug in noises. Just make sure you don't schedule me in two places at once. Again, whatever works with the other sound guy will work with me.
By the way, I will be in late tonight as I play at a jam at O'Hurleys on Thursday nights and I have sound for the Upper Potomac Dulcimer Fest over this weekend. Monday night at home or at work might be the best. But leave your number and I will call you back.