Poo(p) Gets In Your Treads (Smoke gets in your eyes)

I asked them how they knew that that poo was my true poo
They of course replied "some treadmarks can't be denied"
They said "someday you'll find only you stepped in poo not-dried
When you robbed the store, you must realize the aroma got in our noses."
So I blushed and hung my head in shame to think that my dog's movement caught me out
So today I sit and curse at when the poop got in my treads.

Now laughing "cons" deride tears I cannot hide
So I smile and say "when a pile of poo steams, don't step in it 'cause you'll get caught like me, when poop gets in your treads!"

(poop gets in your treads, poop gets in your treads)

Poop gets in your TREADS