Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Foresters Thursday From: GUEST,Winston Wellington-Jones of Twillingsgate Date: 12-Sep-02 - 09:38 PM Shop: Fit As A Fiddle Oakley...

I feel it is best that I advise you to stay strictly away from Twillingsgate AND Ms Penelope Rutledge. The lady is under my personal protection, and I will thrash you within an inch of your miserable life if you bother her in any way whatsoever.

I captained the boxing team in my senior year, and I am fit as a fiddle. You will not be the first yobbo that I have trounced, I can assure you.

It will not be the horse who gets punched my friend, but the horse's hind end, if you have the very bad judgement to show your loutish face around Twillingsgate.

You have my word upon that, sir.

Yours faithfully,

Winston Wellington-Jones