Poop On His Shoe
The Case of Jacob Michael Smith
http://www.couriermail.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,5124877%255E3102,00.html
To the Tune of 'Sloop John B'


We came on the poop you see
The detective and me
Down at the scene of the crime, the betting house heist
He has to admit, that he stepped in it
The lab reports in, the robber was he.


So call out your warrant men, haul him away to the pen
Send for the courthouse judge and take him from home
He gets his free phone
At his lawyer to moan...
The lab reports in, the robber was he.


Bailiff broke the news,
Told the press our clues
"Pilferer Put In Pokey By Poo On (his) Shoe"
He stepped in that stink
Now he's in the clink
The solution was most Aliment'ry


So call out your warrant men, haul him away to the pen
Send for the courthouse judge and take him from home
Take him from home
No more can he roam
The solution was most Aliment'ry



For crimes that he has done,
One Hundred and Thirty Months
Bet he will miss his family, but not his dog
Is the prisoner clean,
Where have his shoes have been
The lab reports in, the robber was he.



Bo Vandenberg