There's a silly pirate story that I wrote and posted on the Mudcat Story Tellers' Page called The One What Bitsed Me Washboard's Leg Off. It's a long winded little illiterate alliteration suitable for listeners of all ages and should be recited using your best pirate voice, Arr! You can find it via Aine's Mudcat Songbook Page in the quick links box at the top right corner of the main forum page.