Damn, I'd just typed it out. Just a couple of notes, then: The full reference for the above is Pills to Purge Melancholy, vol.III p.143 (edition of 1719-20).
Chappell (Popular Music of the Olden Time, vol.I p.264, 1855) quotes the first four verses above, and adds the following to the end of each:
Says old [Sir] Simon the king,
With his ale-dropt hose, and his Malmsey nose,
Sing hey ding ding a ding, ding.That's the bit which Pint and Dale mis-quote earlier.