The moon shines bright
On Nelly Cartwright
She couldn't fart right
She tried some asswipe
It didn't work right
It sealed her airtight

She took a tire valve
Shoved it up herself
Her pressure was too high
Now Nelly's in the sky
Now she's in orbit
Just like Tom Corbett
She's goin' round and round
And everything is brown

The moon is thick and hazy
It's Picadilly hazy
But know one can see it
Because of all the sh--.

Sorry about spelling and such but it is a best as I can remember.

HTML line breaks added and spelling improved. --JoeClone, 26-Sep-02.