Song is "The Railway Porter". Chorus goes "Change for Auchtermuchter, Cuddle-ma-dochter [daughter], Crieff or Cullercoats, Fife or John O'Groats, Beechams Pills or Quaker Oats, Change for Ecclefechan, Aiberdeen and a' the places in atween, Unless ye want tae gang tae Tobermory".

Will post the verses when I get a chance to remember them unless someone else gets them in first.