the following was created with a free, random poetry generator I found it at http://www.rkwest.com/games.shtml It will do Haiku, or just a short poem...some personalizing possible, and can be edited and punctuated by YOU....sorta fun. (I did not edit this one....hence the thread title)*grin*

A Poem For Our Friend Mudcat

He is looking for something
And it seems like a waste of time
His handlers claim he will
Tell them what they want to know
But he doesn't take them seriously
Before dinner
He rehearses jokes in front of the mirror
And decides to become more selfish