Wow, you guys have rea-a-a-l-l-l-y covered 'em-- BUT, has anyone mentioned Pat Boone's "Moody River?" A gruesome, morbid love/death song, with a bouncy, cheerful piano in the background!! Yikes!!

And, to whoever wrote that Barry Manilow wrote "I Write the Songs--" (I think it was in the other monster 'worst songs' thread)--nope! He didn't! He wrote *some* songs, but he didn't write *this* song! Just recorded it. (It was written & composed by a guy named Bruce Johnston--whether you like it or not! ;^)