Oh..I do apologise for not signed the "from" box above. However I can assure you that the letter was from my goodself and not some imposter like mooman.

Dear Robin Banks,

I believe concerning the mounting device that you may have inadvertantly mixed up Miss Othermossie's mounting instructions with those left over from your new "IKEA" guitar case. These instructions, being pictorial as they are, are often extremely hard to follow. If all else fails you could try a nail and piece of string.

I blieve the "boron" to which you refer could be an anglicized name for a rather dangerous "instrument of mass percussion" which is now banned, along with certain other instruments of mass percussion, under the recent Drumcree Convention. I would make discrete enquiries with the relevant authorities about Miss Othermossie to ensure that she is not an agent of one of the "rogue states" where IOMP inspectors have not been able to carry out their dutues. Regarding the lost "d" and "h", it only goes to show how dangerous these instruments can be, even when silent.

Yours sincerely,

Dr. Guitar