Oh hell...I thought this was thread about the kind of doorknockers that you buy in Dartmoor and are shaped like little gargoyles.

And not just those. I noticed while in England that many of the housewives were blessed with lovely knockers, and I made it a point to complement them on their knockers whenever I had a chance. While the shiny new ones stand out quite attractively, the older ones are also fascinating and have held their value quite well.

LEJ