Yorp! Further proof that the English are comepletely mad!
I LOVE "chips" (fries, here in the USA), dip them in peppercorn ranch dressing, YUM! but from a machine? You can get 'Andy Capp "fries" all dried out and very thin and carboardy tasting from a vending machine (should you so desire) but I think that Castrol GTX would be an improvement.
I also love Chili Cheese Chips. They smell like one's armpits after an evening of eating huge quantities of Mexican food!
Well they TASTE good!