Hi catters

I know my revelations in the paper about my slight indescretion with John will come as a shock to many of you who thought I only had eyes for the fat bastard but you must remember I had to do something to promote my career. It has taken a long time for MCFat to receive his world wide reputation through his non attendance at Beverley and I just want to forwarn catters before the rest of my diary appears in the paper that any confessions I make about my relationship with said fat bastard are true. Anyone who saw him in those trousers at Otley I am sure can understand why I am finally breaking my silence about my relationship with John.