There have been several popular styles of music in which it was obligatory to write lyrics deemed "offensive". If no one got offended, these musicians would be deprived of a reason for performing, and possibly even of a reason for LIVING! Think about that, you insensitive, hard-hearted people!

What are angry, alienated, sex-starved teenagers supposed to do, if they or their heroes can't offend someone???

"I'm like...get REAL!" "Doh..." "Whatta buncha losers!"

- LH