The Mogificent Merlyn falls into our top-loader washing machine regularly,by climbing onto towels draped over it to dry then "sinking slowly into the sunset" but in the "crash bang wallop" stakes she leans thru the banisters at the top of the stairs to clip your ear as you go downstairs, she has leaned so far through the gap that only a bit of very nifty catching has prevented her from bouncing down the stairs at a rate of knots on her ass!!!