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Thread #51952   Message #793446
Posted By: GUEST,sorefingers
29-Sep-02 - 11:33 AM
Thread Name: BS: The English invented Golf!
Subject: The English invented Golf!
... to make the Scots lean over.

To make the operation easier they English encouraged wearing appropriate dress. There's more to Golf than you ever thought! Final arrangements no longer employed - loud music to announce to the Lairds that the rut is on - still popular on high castle walls and done purely for tourism, Bagpipes at full volume.