The ups and downs of Catspaw's situation keep me on the edge of my pew praying, alternating between prayers of petition and prayers of thanksgiving. I guess the mood swings it engenders are a reminder that to some, the litter box is half empty, while to others, it's half full.

--Charlie Baum, offering both kinds of prayers to a God who understands that people can come off as schizophrenic sometimes, but loves us for it anyway, 'cause that's the way he made us.