Well ,there Oracle of Orillia, your story still don't top that wild little incident with then there Branch Davidians at Waco under David Koresh or that group wanting to hitch a ride on the Hale-bop Comet leaving behind the literal last word in Nike commercials
and lest we forget Jim Jones.

Bottomline: Spare us the Connie Chung tabloid-fodder. she needs this job. ;-)