Thanx Nigel,

Yes everything has been done before,but you got to try ha ha mine is a musical poem rather than the written kind which makes it rather different....i certaintly wasnt trying to emulate W S Gilbert,but isnt his poem fun ha ha.

Regards.

Jim Clark....

ps..Anyway folks how about a few more cliches for the list...lets see if we can build a Mudcat cliche dictionary ha ha..