I ran across this while searching for something else. It looks like the kind of song a lot of Mudcatters would appreciate. I've only heard the sound sample (which you can find at Dean Hall's Music, or Click to play) so I don't know if these words are complete; I assume there is more.

IF YOU PLAY ANOTHER COUNTRY SONG (I'M GONNA HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASS)
(Dean Hall)

He stepped up to the jukebox, big ol' teardrops in his eyes.
He's gonna play that cheatin' song I've heard a thousand times.
I leaned up and said, "You know she's hurt you, but you know that'll pass.
But if you play another country song, I'm gonna have to kick your ass.

CHO: If you play another country song, I'm gonna have to kick your ass.
I just came in here ...(?), to drink a beer, but thanks to you I can't relax.
I got nothin' against Hank Williams, so I'll just state the facts:
If you play another country song, I'm gonna have to kick your ass.

[Sung by Dean Hall on "Shed My Skin," Python Records, 1994.]

Judging from the other sounds samples, Dean Hall plays mainly urban electric blues; this is an exception.