Good jokes.

My all time favourite is this well known musical joke.

Two rock fans, one English and one Scottish are listening to an old Rolling Stones album. Mick is singing "Hey you! Get offa my cloud"....when the Scotsman says "That's really an old Scots song you know"? The Englishman seriously doubts this, so the Scotsman says, "It really goes" "HEY MACLEOD, GET OFFA MY EWE"!

Cheers

Rick