Try this-I got this from someone at the old Handsome Mouldiworp-Can't
remember who now , its along time ago.

MESSING ABOUT WITH YOUR LIVER

We surgeons have fun when our days work is done
Just messing about with your liver
When we're tired or we're bored we go out on the ward
And start messing about with your liver
We pour nitric acid all over your spleen
In mild fascination we watch it turn green
And if we're ever in doubt we just pull something out
While we're messing About with Your Liver

I have a large knife which I use on the wife
While I'm messing about with her liver
And I practice at night when I've turned out the light
Just messing about with her liver
My first experiments went rather well
But I've noticed just lately she's started to smell
And I' not heard her laught since I used her best scarf
To block uo the hole in her liver

Now one man I know used an old garden hoe
For messing about with your liver
Another great man used an electric fan
Set the patients intestines a-quiver
Transplant rejections no problem these days
We simply remove and omit to replace
So whatever you've wrong,we'll make worse before long
When we're messing about with your liver.