I agree with you both, Bagpuss & Bill D, about pointing the finger at the funniest or most or best or whatever. A wasted exercise really. But, I just thought we'd all like to know which one fell out from the net in this survey. It will be the one joke in the world now that no-one will ever want to hear again.

Please enlighten me, Bagpuss about the first and the fourth ones. I know the second one, and you have revealed the third one.

Helen