I don't want to be a soldier,
I don't want go to war,
I'd rather 'ang around
Picadilly underground
Living on the earnings of a 'igh born Lady.
Don't want a bullett up my backside,
Don't want my belly shot away.
Oh, I'd rather be in England,
Merry, merry England,
Livin' on a Limey's pay, Gor blimey.
Call out the members of the old home guard.
They'll face danger with a smile, Gor blimey.
Call out the members of the guard's brigade.
They'll keep England free.
Call out my brother,
My sister and my mother,
But for God's sake don't call me.

Source, with sheet music:
Lynn, Frank:
Songs for singin' / by Frank Lynn. - San Francisco : Chandler Publishing Coy; 1961. - 263 pages
Congress Catalog Number M61-1036

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Wilfried