The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #635 Message #797498
Posted By: allanwill
05-Oct-02 - 02:14 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Girl from Ipanema
Subject: RE: Girl from Ipenema
The Girl with Emphysema
Short, and fat, and smelly and lazy
The Girl with Emphysema goes bowling
And when she wheezes each one who sees her goes "ahhh"
She quivers and shakes her flesh so roughly
it's like an earthquake that when she passes each
seismograph needle goes "ahhh"
oh, how I watch her so sadly.
how, how can I tell her I loathe her?
yes, I would turn my gaze quickly,
but each day when she has to go pee,
her path thunders right in front of me.