Guys, (all genders included),

One of the best "no trespassing" signs I ever saw was:

DO NOT RUN FROM DOG---SOMEONE WILL BE OUT TO HELP YOU !!!

That was in Chillicothe, Illinois right on the Illinois River. It's a beautiful day here in Illinois. And the river is reflecting every detail as if it were a mirror. Never did see it so calm...

KB, Is that story bull? Or was it no bull? If it was no bull, then the bull wasn't there actually and you're tellin' us a tall one. ;-)

Art