IN answer to Thomas the R's question...I have a combination set of smallpipes made by Hamish Moore. I have two interchangable chanters one in the key of A which allows me to play tunes in A or D and the other is in the key of D which allows me to play in D or G. So I can play in sessions with all types of instruments including melodeons. The four drones allow me to give a nice background cord in any of the above keys.

Now where we we oh yes jOhn the slashed seats refers to Ms P's predeliction for stealing cars and vandalising them apparently she gets into such a lather that it takes the Acorn ages to recover, he goes all glassy eyed and unnecessary