That wasn't chicken.

You will meet a tall handsome stranger who will ignore you.

The love of your life has already gone.

You will take a long journey, the opposite way to your luggage.

The Nirvana you seek is the one you left first.

Life isn't too short to stuff mushrooms, unless you are stuffing a matress with them.

Every silver lining has a cloud.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

The grass is greener on the otherside, but they have astroturf.

LTS