Leadfingers, I love that skeleton joke, too.

Hard to say what the funniest one is, of course, but one that nearly made me split my sides laughing was the one about the farm couple with the pig that had only three legs, still wearing a bandage where the missing leg would have been attached. When a guest inquired about why the pig had only three legs, the couple proceeded to tell many stories of the heroic exploits of the pig and how much it had come to mean to them.

I'm not going to post the rest of it, because I really think that much of the humor is lost when you read a joke instead of hearing it. But if you don't know this one, ask your friends if anyone knows the one about the farmers' pig that was missing a leg.

(Or if you are really creative, maybe you can figure out the punch line, which consists of the farmers' ultimate answer as to why the pig has only three legs.)

Arge