You are turning into the sort of person who seeks guidance from fortune cookies.



Do not open this fortune cookie. Opening this fortune cookie will bring on terrible trouble. If you have broken it open to read this fortune, I pity you.



Keep smiling, and make sure no one else can read this fortune. Now make up something that sounds like a fortune cookie fortune. Slowly get up from your chair, and say you have to go to the toilet. There is a back door exit to the restaurant just behind the men's washroom. Take it, go home, and forget that you ever knew the people you were with, what you ordered, and your waiter. They are already as good as dead. This is not a joke.


yours, Peter T.