I have to admit that my computing diploma did not equip me to do blue clickies, but there's nothing wrong with Murray's memory - the thread with the lyrics comes up if you search Falling Over Factor.

Incidentally, I've got a song which refers to this one by containing the lines

There are those who choose to drink stuff that's not fine
Not caring for the vintage of the wine
My friend Grant goes for the Falling Over Factor
But he's fallen down so many times he needs a chiropracter

but I've never finished it - whenever I do, I'll post it.