I can only throw pearls. I can't talk the metaphorical swine into liking them!! You are turning away from some really deathless prose, is all I can say. If you are really gonna be snobbish about it, just scroll through the thread until you find the songs written and sung by the truly great Condolezza Schwartz.
Like my grandad the gardner always told me, you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her read!