I can see him using the "Hot Line" to call Bush pretending to be a guy who emigrated from Pakistan and is delivering pizzas in a nuclear sub.

"Mr President buddy, please to send a limo to the Ptomic, eh? I have your yardbird and jalepeno pizzas that you ordered from Congress Pizza here. If you don't hurry, they will either be very very very hot or all dried as we transport them in the reactor core. We are looking forward to seeing you, eh?"