The Twilight Zone is available on DVD; each disc has about three episodes. If there's a good rental place nearby, you could be watching Shatner tonight!

Stephen King did a short story where a guy goes to meet his wife and her "therapist" (a shill for her lawyer) in preparation for divorce, and the Maitre D at the cafe where they meet goes haywire and kills the therapist with butcher knives and stuff. He keeps saying "eeeeeeee!" For weeks after I read it, I kept hearing that "eeeeeeee! eeeeeee!   eeeeee!"