King Rick Pantsdraggin and the Knights of the Oblong Table...or maybe it's kidney shaped. There's Sir Picksalot and G'won who is searching for the Holy Grail which for some mysterious reason is stamped "Martin."

Clinton, it's rare for me to guffaw hysterically these days, especially at things I read on the internet, and I didn't have that reaction to your post either. I snorted and giggled - then Fortunato got me again.

GUEST, I agree with you. He also hates authority which means he'd have a less than positive self-image if he were king. Or he'd be like King Richard the Lionhearted and spend a lot of times dressed in peasant clothes and playing music with the peasants in their homes and Ye Olde Music Shoppe... but he wouldn't play in Ye Olde Barres.