Either a friendly elf has nipped in remarkably fast and corrected a spelling mistake there, or Greg's eyes are playing up.

But I wish I had said that, and said it intentionally too, because it's a great bit of word-play - and it sums up one of my main worries about all this, which has been set at rest by the cutting Áine gave us about court sensibly allowing the granny to have the child to live with her, while things are sorted out.