A woman holding her baby, gets on to a bus. The bus driver says "My God, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen. It really is hideous". The poor woman is understandably upset, and when she sits down, she says to the man sitting next to her, "that driver was really rude to me". The man says "Well, don't let him get away with it, go and say something to him, I'll hold your monkey"!