I was looking for lyrics for a number of Adge Cutler songs, and stumbled on this list.

Twice daily I know well, though, and I know the lingo (I was actually born in Pill - of "Pill, Pill, I love thee still" fame, if anyone knows it...). So I can tell you that no-one's quite got a couple of lines right. In particular the last verse but one goes:

Now to Lucy's joy she 'ad a boy
What a little darlin'
Round and fat as a cheshire cat
Perky as a starlin'
Skin were smooth as a cider jar
And they called 'n Buster Bailey
Fed'n on swedes and charlock weeds
And a pint of scrump twice daily