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TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A GUN
(Dearest Dean - Robert A. King)
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I got a cute little gal in every eastern town from Boston to St. Lou.
There's some that I don't even know, but I'm looking forward to.
Cause I like my women everywhere I go
So roll on, big wheels. Don't you roll so slow.

Peggy Ann is waitin' in Memphis, and Betty Lou in Maine.
I got a good ol' gal in Knoxville, but, man! I forgot her name--
But not her figure. I remember that.
Yeah, I'm a kiss-stealin' wheelin'-dealin' truck-drivin' son of a gun.

Well, there goes Joe, flyin' low, making up his time.
But where I sit, I don't believe you'd say I'm wastin' mine.
I'm movin' faster than a Jimmy-8.
If you think I'm losin' time, you're runnin' late.

I got a steady little baby waitin' back home for me,
But there are six more towns to go till I'm back in Tennessee,
And six more women at least, I know.
Yeah, I'm a kiss-stealin' wheelin'-dealin' truck-drivin' son of a gun.