Norris has volunteered to step into the breech, now that he has retired from the meals-on-wheels service,. Apart from being a spiv during the war, he was an accomplished dairyman in the sixties. Now he is able to tend both to Mrs Drinkall from number 21, and 18 fine Fresians. It puts the dairy into loss, but I couldn't be without them.

And I can't stand to be in the vicinity of that awful creep "Spunky" Joe the AI man from Malton, who labours under the mistaken belief that bull semen jokes are permanently funny. Norris does though.