Great!! Now I can lay in bed until lunchtime and no-one can tell me to get up!.............. Except now I don't want to waste my days like that.

O.K. I can eat a whole packet of ginger biscuits to myself!.................... Well I could if I wasn't three stone overweight and on a diet.

Well I can play my music extremely loud while jumping up and down on the bed!....................Now I'd sooner lay on it with my headphones on.

Clothes! Now I can wear my "loons", baseball shoes, tie-dye tee-shirt and grow my hair as long as I want without being constantly criticised by my Dad for looking like a "Bleeding Yobbo!"................Somehow the prospect of crushing my nuts into a pair of tight fitting flares doesn't exactly set me alight anymore.

All this freedom!