Primary school puns. I can't give the boy's name, I'm afraid, because of our net policy. He's Year 4 (can't remeber whether 8 or 9). We are making cartoon versions of the story of Herakles, and reminding ourselves of the Labours. The Man-Eating Mares of Diomedes come up. "He'd have to find them in the Mayor's office," says he.