(quote)
"I see that Punch the Horse will be playing a concert in Katmandu deep inside the asshole of a yak. Seating is limited."

Well "Screw the Pooch" just cancelled their appearance in a similar orafice at "the Yeti" because they've yet to find one.
However there's still speculation of "Screw the Pooch" not appearing at "the Ol' Sasquatch Inn " either

Just don't ask me how far it is.

How far what is?

How far is the Ol'........nope, not gonna go there. ;-)