Y'mean, people don't use clothespoles any more? Well, they still do in Norn Irln, so yer not that ould Joe!

I like this song - it was one of the ones on bus trips, like alison said, that could go on for ages, along with "Ah ma, will ye buy me a banana" and "Stop the bus I want a wee wee (cos the people in the back can't swim)", and the one that only people from my hole-in-the-hedge seemed to know "The boat was leaving Belfast".