"Push, pull, click, click, change baldes that quick." For Gilllete razors.
"Brylcream, a little dab'll do you, Brylcream, you'll look so debonaire. Brylcreme, the gals will all pursue ya, they love to get their fingers in your hair."
"Pepsi Cola hits the spot, 8 whole ounces, that's a lot. All that for a nickle, too. Pepsi Cola is the drink for you."
"Brusha, Brusha, Brusha, new Ipana toothpaste." Repeat until someone screams..

Jerry