Here it goes, Beth:

LIFE IS HARD, BUT LIFE IS HARDEST WHEN YOU'RE DUMB

Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb.
No joi de vivre, just endless hours of tedium.
With a negative IQ
You’ll be lonely sad and blue.
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb.

Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb.
You wait for years but inspiration never comes.
Thoughts you don't have remain unheard
Because you cannot find the words.
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb.

Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb.
Between your ears a dark and silent vacuum.
If there's a void behind your face,
Why not rent out the empty space?
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb.

Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb.
Why not lay back and smoke a bowl of opium?
If being stupid is your fate,
Just relax cause it's too late.
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb.

HTML line breaks added --JoeClone, 6-Oct-01.